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Ugandan activist Stella Nyanzi, who called President Museveni a ‘pair of buttocks’ says she missed her dildo while in prison

Feminist and Makerere University lecturer, Dr. Stella Nyanzi who was arrested after she called President Yoweri Museveni a ‘pair of buttocks’, took to social media to reflect on her time in prison.

She said it was a traumatizing experience battling with illnesses caught while incarcerated, missing her children, and of course, her reliable Dildo

The controversial activist was granted a sh10m non-cash bail by Buganda Road Court last Wednesday. She is expected to return to court next Thursday. The 42-year-old was charged on April 10, under section 24 and 25 of Computer Misuse Act, 2011.

“When I was in Luzira Women’s Prison, I really really really missed my dildo. Sometimes my desire was so overwhelming that I cried as other inmates snored deep into the night.

You see, masturbation is forbidden in prison. In order to eliminate this practice, the prison warders go as far as not permitting roll-on deodorants with the moving ball on top, into the prison. They confiscated three of my roll-on deodorants, including one that I bought from the prison canteen.

And so, tonight I am recharging my dildo with Energiser batteries, as I start my count-down to Thursday when I go back to court. There is no pleasure, no sweetness, no blissful moment, left in Uganda for the masses living oppressed by Museveni’s dictatorship.

And so, tonight, I will assert my rights to dildo-based adult pleasure, and do so every coming night until my court hearing. Should the state drag me back to jail, I will be a satiated woman”

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