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Prisoner Want S*x Dolls Allowed In Jails So Convicts Can Enjoy A Bit Of Passion

A prisoner is campaigning for sex dolls to be allowed in jails so inmates can enjoy ‘a bit of passion’ behind bars.

Convict Jack Swarez, who is in HMP Lowdham Grange in Nottinghamshire, believes sex dolls could improve behavior by helping pent-up men release testosterone.

He even claims the idea won’t cost the government a penny because convicts would be willing to pay from their own pockets.

Swarez wrote in prison website Inside Time: ‘The trouble is, our prisons are full of young men filled with testosterone who would give their right arm for a bit of passion.

The frustration of this situation inevitably makes these young men restless and wanting to cause mischief.

‘I have a proposal that should be given careful consideration. It might help to alleviate this ongoing problem and, in turn, help to de-stress the wings of every establishment the length and breadth of our nation.

It came about when I was watching a documentary on Channel 4 that showed grown men who live with rubber, blow-up dolls. I noticed that all of these men looked very happy and stress-free.

‘Furthermore, as these doll women would have to be manually blown-up, all of the inmates who have been forced to pack-in smoking due to the ban, will automatically exercise their lungs, which could help repair the damage that smoking has caused. It’s a win-win situation!

‘Inmates could spend their bang-up time together with their rubberised partner. They could enjoy date nights, watch the soaps together, listen to music – everything that you would normally do with your partner.’

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